Why are they like this

today at work a guy i work with came over to me with the seeds he was planting and was like 'hey do we have any bigger equipment?? these garden beans are too big' and i looked over and was like gadZOOKS!!! because he had the largest, Phattest, most accidentally mislabeled lima beans id ever seen.... you could have minted those bad boys and called them currency..... throw them off a high enough building and it would have set off car alarms.... we're talking 2, maybe 3 ants needed to carry just one bean, depending on the species of ant, and well ive never seen a 4 ant bean if you catch my drift. they could have used those as bullets in the civil war on god.... what a bounty. nature's doubloons

imagine if your god was just a lil fucked up 😳

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

I find it funny whenever i make a sea slug post that gets more notes than expected, like. Yeah, I'm winning at the webbed site (<- made these posts in a sea slug obsessive haze. No one could have seen them and I still would have kept going. It's my enrichment)

⚠️ IMPORTANT AND SERIOUS MESSAGE ⚠️

Hi I don’t care if you don’t live in Mexico please reblog this I have not seen anyone talk about it on here only on tiktok but Mexico got hit with a huge and unexpected category five hurricane (without proper warning or preparation) in Acapulco (an area with around 1 million people) on October 25th and the government is not allowing media coverage. 27 people have died so far.

⚠️ UN MENSAJE MUY IMPORTANTE Y SERIO ⚠️ Repite este mensaje incluso si no vives en México

El 25 de octubre Acapulco (un zona que tiene un millión de personas) fue azotada por un huracán categoría 5 sin la debida advertencia del medios. El gobierno no permite que los medios cubran la historia. 27 personas han muerto hasta el momento.

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I don’t have access to my family who is in contact with people in Mexico but I can post this please reblog it

Hey me and my girlfriend spotted you from across the bar. We think your vibe is absolutely rancid. We are going to kill you.

"if your girlfriend is genderfluid why do you usually only use she/her pronouns for them" maybe. maybe it's because they asked me to do that. maybe it's because. they prefer that right now. maybe genderfluid people are not all the exact same. maybe some people do not WANT you to switch pronouns mid-sentence. maybe i know my loved ones' preferences better than a stranger on the internet does.

i see people try to correct older people for calling their partners "transsexual" or calling their transfem wives the fathers of their children (while respecting their pronouns), or calling their transmasc dads "mom" (while respecting their pronouns) and it's like. hey. do you want to take a wild guess where they got that language from. do you think that maybe. it came from the trans person themself. do you think that maybe. that is how they describe themself and what they prefer.